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Jun 9th, 2008, 06:07 AM
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Join Date: Apr 26, 2008 - 5:38 am
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My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3
shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first
time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened
Love - Mom
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
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Jun 9th, 2008, 08:01 AM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 3, 2008 - 8:26 pm
Location: nowhere
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hahahahahaaa 
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Jun 9th, 2008, 08:23 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Jun 9th, 2008, 09:08 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 19, 2004 - 10:04 pm
Location: Toronto,Canada
Posts: 4,160
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Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Jun 9th, 2008, 09:13 PM
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Moderator Voice Gallery, Fashion & Beauty Forum
Join Date: Feb 28, 2008 - 8:26 pm
Location: UK
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Hamain maat dhondna duniya ki bheed main... Hum milein ge tumhain tumhari parchayi main
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Jun 9th, 2008, 10:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
Posts: 52,215
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 10th, 2008, 05:06 AM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 11, 2006 - 12:24 am
Location: It dont matter where I live, only where I am going.
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Lolz
I Breed Aseel, and O-shamo Gamefowl, in the UK. Kings of the poultry world PM me if your interested. Aseel kukker, O-shamo Kukker, (Badshah Murgh)
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Jun 10th, 2008, 05:10 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 3, 2008 - 1:12 am
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hahahahahahahahahah 
Origionaly Pappu Got letter from his mom
عمران ا ｩCopyｮite2008 (C) 2012 Dr@gon Boi Corporation.iｹ
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Jun 10th, 2008, 05:12 AM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
Join Date: Jan 9, 2008 - 5:43 am
Location: aaashhtraaalia
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uff itna purra na
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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Jun 10th, 2008, 05:26 AM
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Senior Citizen
Join Date: Apr 13, 2007 - 5:38 am
Location: Karachi
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lolx..
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Jun 16th, 2008, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 3, 2004 - 6:51 pm
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Classic jokes.
Oh well. *shrugs*
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