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Jun 10th, 2008, 10:07 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 5, 2008 - 9:46 am
Location: pakistan
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Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa! 
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Jun 10th, 2008, 07:46 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 10th, 2008, 11:11 PM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
Posts: 4,055
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good.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jun 11th, 2008, 02:50 AM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
Join Date: Aug 28, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 16,890
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ha ha
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Jun 11th, 2008, 08:02 PM
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Member
Join Date: Mar 3, 2007 - 4:13 pm
Posts: 353
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funny
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Jun 11th, 2008, 08:38 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 18, 2003 - 7:00 am
Location: Azad Jammu & Kashmir | Tyneside
Posts: 8,282
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Malik-Ul-Mulk Lasharee Kalahoo. Wahadahoo Laa Ilaahaa Illaahoo.
Shams Tabraiz Gar Khuda Talabee. Khushboo Khuwan La Illaha Illahoo.
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Jun 11th, 2008, 10:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
Posts: 5,932
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hahaha,
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Jun 12th, 2008, 05:40 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
Location: Birminghamstan via POK
Posts: 4,140
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Jun 13th, 2008, 04:18 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jul 18, 2006 - 3:59 am
Location: scandinavia
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hihih good one
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Jun 13th, 2008, 11:22 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 30, 2005 - 11:47 am
Location: 7th Sky
Posts: 2,037
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Best things in life aren't things..
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Jun 13th, 2008, 11:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006 - 1:21 pm
Location: monkVille
Posts: 13,307
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hahahaha
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Jun 14th, 2008, 08:48 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
Location: psycho ward
Posts: 2,783
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haha
Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Jun 15th, 2008, 10:53 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 24, 2008 - 9:36 am
Location: Sab k saath magar sab say alag
Posts: 1,550
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heheheh very funny
Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Jun 15th, 2008, 11:36 AM
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Moderator Cafe', London Forum
Join Date: Aug 28, 2006 - 8:38 am
Location: kaheen say bhi
Posts: 21,693
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Die.
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Jun 15th, 2008, 03:10 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 17, 2007 - 3:44 pm
Posts: 1,566
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create.
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Jun 16th, 2008, 06:19 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 5, 2008 - 9:46 am
Location: pakistan
Posts: 86
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thanks 2 all u gals n guys
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Jun 16th, 2008, 09:53 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,601
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:32 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 30, 2004 - 7:43 am
Posts: 955
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imaan sai u made my day...it was sooo funny 
O Allah!Make the Quran the spring of my heart,the light of my tongue, the dispeller of my sorrows, the eraser of my anxieties and worries.
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Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:56 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 4, 2006 - 7:03 am
Location: luckily @ the brighter side of this world...
Posts: 1,711
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lol
Picking a fight on an internet forum is like running in the Special Olympics , win or lose , U're still retarded ....
Doing nothing is very hard to do.... You never know when you're finished...
.......Come & visit me sometime..........
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Jun 25th, 2008, 08:36 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 5, 2008 - 9:46 am
Location: pakistan
Posts: 86
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thanx kishmish
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