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A man was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after his wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "That's great!
I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company."

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

Another man next to him passed out and fell on the floor.

He had a company badge of 7-UP!!

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A man walks into the operating room with excitement after he found out his wife had triplets.

Nurse shouted: "Stay outside the operating room! You are not sterile!"

He said "You bet, I am not!!!!"

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For those who may not know:

'Sterile' has two meanings

1- Germ Free as before you enter an operating room wash hands and cover mouth/nore/hair etc.

2- One who is not able to procreate or make babies.