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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 06:24 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."






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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 07:38 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 10:45 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 11:20 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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LOL, too funny







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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 11:48 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Read this joke a while ago but I had forgotton. Thanks.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 06:15 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Classic.







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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 01:37 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 02:56 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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That way too funny!!! LOL






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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 03:16 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:03 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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hahahahha!!!...

similar joke was on inzi some time ago .. it was about how inzi always say " its all boys effort "... one day the person who was gettin his interview asked ' so, we heard ur wife is pregnant? .. congrats ".... inzi went like.. " its all boys effort and hard work "







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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 06:49 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 25th, 2008, 07:29 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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