Jun 13th, 2008, 05:24 PM
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Jun 13th, 2008, 06:38 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)... ... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
Jun 13th, 2008, 09:45 PM
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oh mannnnn
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Jun 13th, 2008, 10:01 PM
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hahahhahahaha
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Jun 13th, 2008, 10:20 PM
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LOL, too funny
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Jun 13th, 2008, 10:48 PM
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Read this joke a while ago but I had forgotton. Thanks.
Good one Asif!
Jun 16th, 2008, 05:15 PM
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Classic.
Oh well. *shrugs*
Jun 18th, 2008, 12:37 PM
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Good one.
Jun 18th, 2008, 01:56 PM
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That way too funny!!! LOL
Jun 18th, 2008, 02:16 PM
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Jun 18th, 2008, 05:08 PM
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Jun 19th, 2008, 07:06 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Jun 22nd, 2008, 10:03 AM
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:26 AM
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hahahahha!!!...
similar joke was on inzi some time ago .. it was about how inzi always say " its all boys effort "... one day the person who was gettin his interview asked ' so, we heard ur wife is pregnant? .. congrats ".... inzi went like.. " its all boys effort and hard work "
har taraf fikar ko doraa ke thakaaya hum ne
koi deen deen-e-muhammad(SAW) sa na paaya hum ne.
Jun 25th, 2008, 07:47 AM
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hahaha
Jun 25th, 2008, 05:49 PM
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Jun 25th, 2008, 05:55 PM
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Jun 25th, 2008, 06:29 PM
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lolzzz
Jul 5th, 2008, 03:13 AM
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hehehehe
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Jul 6th, 2008, 03:30 PM
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lolzz
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Jul 13th, 2008, 12:20 AM
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haha
I am sure a lot of buddhas in Miami won't be too happy
Jul 13th, 2008, 06:18 AM
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hwahaaaa good one
Jul 13th, 2008, 04:54 PM
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