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Jun 13th, 2008, 06:24 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Jun 13th, 2008, 07:38 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 13th, 2008, 10:45 PM
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~Da King~
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oh mannnnn 
*~*~*~*Thread-napper*~*~*~
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Jun 13th, 2008, 11:01 PM
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hahahhahahaha
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Jun 13th, 2008, 11:20 PM
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LOL, too funny
Best things in life aren't things..
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Jun 13th, 2008, 11:48 PM
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Read this joke a while ago but I had forgotton. Thanks.
Good one Asif! 
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Jun 16th, 2008, 06:15 PM
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Classic.
Oh well. *shrugs*
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Jun 18th, 2008, 01:37 PM
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Good one.
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Jun 18th, 2008, 02:56 PM
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 That way too funny!!! LOL
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Jun 18th, 2008, 03:16 PM
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Never Think of Past - It brings Tears.
Never Think of Future - It brings Fears.
So live life in present and Cheers.
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:08 PM
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ZOR ZOR SEY SAR KHUJAAYING :smilestar:
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Jun 19th, 2008, 08:06 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:03 AM
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Jun 22nd, 2008, 12:26 PM
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hahahahha!!!...
similar joke was on inzi some time ago .. it was about how inzi always say " its all boys effort "... one day the person who was gettin his interview asked ' so, we heard ur wife is pregnant? .. congrats ".... inzi went like.. " its all boys effort and hard work " 
Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Jun 25th, 2008, 08:47 AM
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hahaha
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Jun 25th, 2008, 06:49 PM
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Jun 25th, 2008, 06:55 PM
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superb!
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Jun 25th, 2008, 07:29 PM
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lolzzz
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Jul 5th, 2008, 04:13 AM
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hehehehe
Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega, Woh Gana Gaaye Ga, Deewana Sainkdon Main Pehchana Jaaye Ga.
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Jul 6th, 2008, 04:30 PM
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lolzz
~*~*~Hum Kisi Ka Bhi Dil Torr De
Kisko Aadhe Raste Mein Chorr De
To Usko Bhi Duniya Kehti Hai Ada~*~*~
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