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Jun 14th, 2008, 01:52 AM
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Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as.......
She wrote:
Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!
Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha.
3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!!
Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!
All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi!!
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Jun 14th, 2008, 03:06 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
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yeh kon sa kindergarten hai bhai jahaan bachay essays likhtay hain????
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Jun 14th, 2008, 03:09 AM
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developed kountry ka 
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Jun 15th, 2008, 11:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by redidentity
developed kountry ka |
Haan isi liya Essays Urdu main likhay jatay hain wahaan 
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Jun 16th, 2008, 07:56 AM
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good
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Jun 16th, 2008, 08:16 AM
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Senior Citizen
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haww.. ye tags change kese ho gaye 
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Jun 16th, 2008, 09:15 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:14 PM
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abay kindergarten mein ESSAY  :zor zor sey sar khujaaying:
ZOR ZOR SEY SAR KHUJAAYING :smilestar:
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kaun
abay kindergarten mein ESSAY :zor zor sey sar khujaaying: |
Chalo matric main essay. Joke has no logic.
I am a man with a plan. A plan to live a simple , fulfilling life.
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:43 PM
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sare joke ka stya nass ker mara hai 
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:58 PM
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 essays to nahi choti moti creative writings to hoti hain kindergarden etc mai. DOnt scratch your head that hard kaun 
Let the Sea be my mother, and the Moon my father;
I will swim with the mermaids forever thereafter....
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Jun 19th, 2008, 01:40 PM
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Channel Manager Hangout
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| Moderator's Note: |
 ok ok guys...this isn't PA or culture and linguistics or whatever forum the side discussion belongs in. Have a laugh and move on. |
SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Jun 20th, 2008, 12:16 AM
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Senior Citizen
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thanks MOD for deleting all posts
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Jun 20th, 2008, 12:44 AM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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 such a poor family tsk tsk
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Jun 25th, 2008, 06:51 PM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
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 ...Sounds like a Woman whining
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Jun 25th, 2008, 07:31 PM
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