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Patient: Doctor, how can I stop myself from sleep-walking?
Doctor: Throw drawing pins on your bedroom floor.

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Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've got only 59 seconds to live.
Doctor: Wait a minute please.

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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.

He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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There was this man in a mental hospital.

All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen.

The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.

The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened.

He heard nothing.

He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."

The mental patient said, "Yeah, and they say doctors are smart!"

"You think you can hear something in two seconds when I have heard nothing for months!"

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