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Jun 17th, 2008, 03:37 AM
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Senior Citizen
Join Date: Apr 13, 2007 - 5:38 am
Location: Karachi
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 90 years old.
The moral of this story: Men should remember fairies are female.....
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Jun 17th, 2008, 04:19 AM
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
Location: psycho ward
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hahahaha
Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Jun 17th, 2008, 07:55 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
Location: Birminghamstan via POK
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Jun 17th, 2008, 11:17 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 17th, 2008, 04:11 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 8, 2003 - 10:17 pm
Location: Canada
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hahaha... good one!!!
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Jun 17th, 2008, 08:15 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Jun 17th, 2008, 09:56 PM
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Chinese Mafia
Join Date: Jul 4, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Lahore-> Hong Kong-> East London
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๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Eaยงt LonDon~@
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Jun 17th, 2008, 10:53 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
Join Date: Jul 6, 2004 - 7:35 pm
Location: in the kitchen
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Sisterhoods 
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Jun 18th, 2008, 12:51 AM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
Join Date: Aug 28, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 16,895
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wow
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Jun 18th, 2008, 03:38 AM
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WOHOOOO!
Join Date: Jun 12, 2006 - 2:02 pm
Posts: 18,337
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"There are two rules for ultimate success in life: #1. Never tell everything you know." ;)
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Jun 18th, 2008, 07:02 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
Posts: 4,055
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Fairies are not female............. you know what I mean. 
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Jun 18th, 2008, 08:06 AM
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Jo bhulaey na bhoolay
Join Date: Apr 12, 2007 - 12:32 pm
Location: Lamha-e-mojood
Posts: 7,181
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lol....
"The death from which you flee will truly overtake you: then you will be sent back to the Knower of things secret and open: and He will tell you (the truth of) the things that you did!" (Surat al-Jumu'ah: 8).
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Jun 18th, 2008, 09:49 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 24, 2008 - 9:36 am
Location: Sab k saath magar sab say alag
Posts: 1,550
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heheheh nice
Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Jun 18th, 2008, 11:28 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 19, 2004 - 10:04 pm
Location: Toronto,Canada
Posts: 4,160
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Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai
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Jun 18th, 2008, 01:34 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 31, 2005 - 11:21 am
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Jun 18th, 2008, 05:14 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 17,956
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boooo
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:07 PM
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Health Minister
Join Date: Oct 17, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: toraanto
Posts: 9,508
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we should be careful wid wat we wish for
ZOR ZOR SEY SAR KHUJAAYING :smilestar:
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006 - 1:21 pm
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Posts: 13,310
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lol
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Jun 18th, 2008, 06:49 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: gupshup
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmadjee
boooo
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...said the cranky 90-yr old (married) man. 
wahahha jk pal. =D
"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Jun 22nd, 2008, 04:59 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 4, 2006 - 7:03 am
Location: luckily @ the brighter side of this world...
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Picking a fight on an internet forum is like running in the Special Olympics , win or lose , U're still retarded ....
Doing nothing is very hard to do.... You never know when you're finished...
.......Come & visit me sometime..........
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