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Geordie - Online
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta Singh gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta Singh if he had worked underground mines before? Banta Singh says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta Singh: "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"
On his way out, Banta Singh tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa Singh gets called in.
The boss asks Santa Singh if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa Singh: "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa Singh: "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"
Santa Singh: "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
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