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Old Jul 21st, 2008, 11:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Who doesn't love ant and elephant jokes? Here are just some in the jokes forum. Please post more! Make up one if you have to ^__^

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once elephant and ant were walking on bridge over a river and while walking elephant was looking down the bridge into river and ant bit elephant seriously
tell me Why ?? Scroll down for answer
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Ant's wife is bathing in the river



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Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree .

A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch.

By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down

unconscious





Ant said "tere coke mein mere baccha hai"
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Ek Chiyoonti Hathi Say Boli: Haathi Bhai Apni Chaddi Tu Dayna 2 Din K Liya.

Haathi: HAHAHAHA Kyoon Tu Meri Chaddi Pehnay Gi Kiya?

Chiyoonti Masoomiyaat Say Boli: Nahi Bhai Wo Asal Mai Meri Beti Ki Shaadi Hai TENT Lagwana Hai.
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Aik Hathi aik talaab 'pond' main naha raha tha...

Aik chewnti 'ant' bari tazii say hampti kaampti bhagti howi ayi aur zor say chillai kay kaha O hathi jaldi say bahar ayo, bohat sakth emergency hay

Hathi beechara ghabra kar jaldi say pani say bahar aya aur poocha k bolo khair to hay na?

Chewnti nay kaha, bas ab wapis jao...

Hathi bola yeh kia baat howi...

Chenwti nay kaha kay meri Peeli short chori hogai thi, mujhay bas yeh daikhna tha k kaheen tum nay to nahi pehni howi thi :s


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Okay, I know its an sms joke, but I liked it so I am posting it here for those who have not heard it before.



Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,

Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai,

Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi.
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Ants were bathing and elephant jumped into pool.
All ants got out of water,
1 ant climbed onto the back of the elephant.

All ants cried
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"DUBA DUBA KAY MAAR SAALAY KO"


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what did ant said in elephants ear that after listening to it he fainted

ant said

main tumharey bachey ki maa baney wali hoon
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ant and elephant were best friends ..
once they walked too far from home suddenly elephant's dad seem to be coming their way
elephant said to ant that he needs to hide somewhere
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come on! come on! hide behind me
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Once upon a time theres these two ants walking. One of them had a bit to drink so he was kinda tipsy. On the way they spot an elephant. The tipsy ant feels like picking a fight with the elephant. The other ant goes dude are you crazy? Theres no way in the world you can take him! So the other ant goes..

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Dude! He's alone and we're two! Sure we can take on him!






SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Dying, he gasped out: 'Tee hee, Brutus.'
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Old Jul 22nd, 2008, 08:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ravi ka bayan hai keh mere saabqa pul peh.....
choonti koi kehti thi kisi feel-e-rawan se.
Be-tarah laraz jata hai yea lohay ka pul bhi.
Hum tum jo guzartay hain ik sath yahan se.






Mohabat harf kesa hai???
Tumharay naam jesa hai.
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 06:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ek Hathi Ne choonti se Kaha.

"Dekho main Is Darakht Ko Bare Asani Se Utha Sakta Hoon"

Choonti Boli.

" Utha To Main Bhi Sakti Hoon Magar Meri Tabiyat Aaj Kal
Zara Kharab Hai!!"
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Old Jul 26th, 2008, 04:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha
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Old Jul 27th, 2008, 02:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ant and elephant were flying to Newyork.Thier plane crashed but ant escaped.......... you know why????????????


Ant had a parachute...............
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Old Jul 27th, 2008, 02:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Both ant and elephant went to Soth Korea and happened to accidentally cross over to North Korea.The North Koreans decided to put them for a trial for espionage.But eventually wereshocked to see something and let ant free. ........the reason being............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................................

Ant and had a North Korean Citizenship






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Old Aug 11th, 2008, 02:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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if any one can post chooha haathi aur bandar joke thanx!






amrika pind mera
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Old Aug 11th, 2008, 04:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Aik dafa aik chunti (ant) haathi ko dekh kar chup gayee..
doosri ant nay poocha, "Kia huwa? tum chupp kyun gayee?"

Ant boli.. "Aray pagal.. main chuppi issi liye houn keh us ko ""BHOOW"" kar keh DARANAA hai..!"







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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 08:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 07:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Don't worry be happy.........
My Countdown Counting down to: Counting towards...........
Finally..........
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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One night, the Elephant and Choonti went for a stroll (they were best friends). Chaltay chaltay Haathi ike baray say Khaday mie gir jata hie.
Laykin choonti nahi giri... guess how....



























































Choonti nay 'bubble gummer' walay shoes pehnay hotain hain. The ones that flash on/off when walking






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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Haathi and Choonti decides to play 'chupan chopai' (hide 'n seek). BathaO haathi kaisay guess kar laita hie kay choonti masjid mie choupi howee hie?













































Haathi ko masjid kay bahir choonti kay jootay nazr aa jatein hain.
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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 02:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lolz thanks for sharing






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Old Oct 30th, 2008, 01:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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what did ant said in elephants ear that after listening to it he fainted

ant said

main tumharey bachey ki maa baney wali hoon
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Love that one and the duba kay mar salay ko
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