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Sep 4th, 2008, 08:48 AM
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#31 (permalink)
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Sep 7th, 2008, 02:50 AM
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#32 (permalink)
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Sardar made a call to airport.
Asked, "How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?"
Receptionist: "One second Sir.."
Sardar: "Ok, thank you" 
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Sep 7th, 2008, 02:54 AM
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#33 (permalink)
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
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Sep 7th, 2008, 03:01 AM
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#34 (permalink)
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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Sep 7th, 2008, 03:09 AM
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#36 (permalink)
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sep 7th, 2008, 03:13 AM
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#37 (permalink)
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Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes:
Yes 
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Sep 7th, 2008, 06:39 AM
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#38 (permalink)
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Join Date: Nov 11, 2006 - 12:24 am
Location: It dont matter where I live, only where I am going.
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Lols
I Breed Aseel, and O-shamo Gamefowl, in the UK. Kings of the poultry world PM me if your interested. Aseel kukker, O-shamo Kukker, (Badshah Murgh)
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Oct 6th, 2008, 02:20 PM
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#39 (permalink)
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Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa:
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Oct 6th, 2008, 02:23 PM
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#40 (permalink)
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Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:
Main Zinda Hoon.
Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..! 
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Oct 6th, 2008, 02:26 PM
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#41 (permalink)
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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
aur sardar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon???
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya
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ithay b mai hi bol raha hoon...... 
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Oct 8th, 2008, 08:24 PM
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#42 (permalink)
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I think I have heard this one before.
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