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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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During Clinton's affair with Monica, it was the best joke.

Q: Why Hillary want to have sex with Bill at 5 in the morning?
A: Because she wanted to be the "First Lady"
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 06:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What's wrong with it....you live in US...dont you see all that women has to show during Ramadan?
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No, because women don't walk around naked in the US. And Shikra is right, you aren't supposed to be talking about that kind of stuff during Ramadan.






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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 07:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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OH maybe not in LV but please pay a visit to LA in summer (venice and santa monica beach) and you'll have your ramadan. And please don't tell me that you don't watch HBO and cinemax during ramadan.

And speaking of LV, i hope you don't visit casions.

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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 01:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, maybe women walk around in swimsuits on the beach, but that doesn't necessarily mean they always wear swimsuits. And what you see on TV doesn't really reflect reality. And even if they're were women walking around in swimsuits, do you really think we would be staring? Just because we don't live in Pakistan or another Muslim country doesn't mean that we don't follow all the guidelines listed in the Qur'an.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 02:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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you live in US...dont you see all that women has to show during Ramadan?

lol,
pata nai jo laug pakistan mein rehtay hein voh US mein rehnay walon kay liay aisay ghalat khayal kyoon rakthay hein!

lol there is such a thing as modesty of eyes and modesty of dress among muslims/pakistanis living in US and even non-muslim local americans do have concepts of sharam/haya, modesty, and appropriateness of conduct and dress codes....






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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 09:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Amnaar:

This is your perception which is unfortunately totally wrong. I've lived in US for more than a decade. I don't know what isolated part of US you live but you sure need to learn more.

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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:45 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Stop personal attacks. What one does in Ramadan is his/her own business.

What matters is that the joke is not rated G, I don't think. I am going to report it.






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lol,
pata nai jo laug pakistan mein rehtay hein voh US mein rehnay walon kay liay aisay ghalat khayal kyoon rakthay hein!

lol there is such a thing as modesty of eyes and modesty of dress among muslims/pakistanis living in US and even non-muslim local americans do have concepts of sharam/haya, modesty, and appropriateness of conduct and dress codes....
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 01:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Amnaar:

This is your perception which is unfortunately totally wrong. I've lived in US for more than a decade. I don't know what isolated part of US you live but you sure need to learn more.

Best,
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O yar , first you did wrong, then you kept on attacking everyone!! No matter where you live and no matter how the environment is, it totally depends upons yrself how you wana live and behave..

Living in west doesnt give license to jump into wutever others are doing...
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