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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 03:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The blonde reports for his University final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
I finished the exam in half an hour. But," he says, "I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers!"







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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 07:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 10:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 01:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 01:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The blonde reports for his University final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
I finished the exam in half an hour. But," he says, "I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers!"
I know he was rechecking ,by flipping the coin again but what does the text in red above suuposed to mean.







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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 02:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i think it means the answers keep coming out wrong when he is rechecking cuz of the probability of having the same toss result come for each answer he has already written... so he's having to keep changing answers.

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Old Sep 9th, 2008, 10:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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yahan to stats ki tutions start ho gaeen






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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 12:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 02:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 06:46 AM   #11 (permalink)
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The blonde reports for his University final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
I finished the exam in half an hour. But," he says, "I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers!"
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 08:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 10:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Raindance..

kia blonde sirf girls hoti hain???

so for your information:

blonde

noun

1. a person with fair skin and hair
2. a light grayish yellow to near white


adj. being or having light colored skin and hair and usually blue or grey eyes






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Old Sep 12th, 2008, 05:29 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Raindance..

kia blonde sirf girls hoti hain???

so for your information:

blonde

noun

1. a person with fair skin and hair
2. a light grayish yellow to near white


adj. being or having light colored skin and hair and usually blue or grey eyes
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A Joke is not a joke when you have so much explaining to do. Specialy with "Chukla" in hand ^

Yes ! The word blonde is attributed to "slow and naive" girls in comedy world go check bro,,,,






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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 10:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lolx.. okay dictionaries are wrong..

i give up :s






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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 06:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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lolx.. okay dictionaries are wrong..

i give up :s
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Says who !

Ok ! Geat job this was the best "blonde joke" ever !!!






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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 10:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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lolx.. thats what i wanted to hear..

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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 02:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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nice...i will try that ...but i wont recheck ....LMAO







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Old Sep 21st, 2008, 10:10 PM   #19 (permalink)
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