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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 04:11 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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U.S.A:
"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.
Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........whoelse?)

U.K:
"I have spoken to the President of United States and
we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is
significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly
behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the
world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)

Iraq:
"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough
evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an
accident but it was their suicide bombers who have
commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,
starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Ariel Sharon....*******)

Canada
da: "Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)

India:
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received
passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic
debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more
soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:
"Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke
liye pabandi"
(President Musharraf)

UN:
"**** happens right??"
(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening...it was an iceberg..hellloooooo."







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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 04:12 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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lol @ Canada






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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 06:22 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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making fun of Canada .. ji nahi ab woh itnay be laparwa nahi hain







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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 07:17 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Lafanter Praa ! This is hillarious,,,,







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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 07:19 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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making fun of Canada .. ji nahi ab woh itnay be laparwa nahi hain
------------------cvabn-----------

Hain, hain, HAIN, aur Hain,,, HAIN ?






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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 07:22 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Saddam is no longer alive and Musharraf and Tony are no longer in power........but funny responses nevertheless







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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 07:45 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Saddam is no longer alive and Musharraf and Tony are no longer in power........but funny responses nevertheless
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Abay Shikeray yeh humor hai !

Lekin hai classic ! es ko "Jokes Archive" mai dakhil ker wa doo Praa :biggthumb






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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 07:46 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Chalo tum kahtey ho tou jokes mein daal detey hain






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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 03:34 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 04:26 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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