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Sep 6th, 2008, 05:21 AM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
Join Date: Jan 9, 2008 - 5:43 am
Location: aaashhtraaalia
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Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
First law of Love:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "
Second law of Love:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
Third law of Love:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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Sep 6th, 2008, 07:59 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Sep 6th, 2008, 04:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 24, 2008 - 9:36 am
Location: Sab k saath magar sab say alag
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heheheh very funny
Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Sep 6th, 2008, 04:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 10, 2008 - 11:36 am
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........superb.!!!!
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Sep 6th, 2008, 04:33 PM
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Member
Join Date: May 30, 2007 - 3:14 pm
Location: on earth
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hahahahah nice one bro.
itni si baat ke naa do shaitaan ka saat.
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Sep 8th, 2008, 05:12 AM
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I'm no mystery! just another face
Join Date: Feb 19, 2004 - 7:49 am
Location: Toronto
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*~*~* Thread-napper*~*~*
Down loading, Please wait ,,,,,,
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Sep 9th, 2008, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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good one 
keep them coming.
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Sep 10th, 2008, 12:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 25, 2005 - 11:17 pm
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Sep 10th, 2008, 01:14 PM
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Senior Member
Gupshup Fantasy Cricket League Organiser
Join Date: Aug 29, 2003 - 7:00 am
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jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Sep 11th, 2008, 08:21 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
Location: Birminghamstan via POK
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Don't worry be happy.........
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