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Sep 7th, 2008, 08:33 PM
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Santa Singh's wife, Jeeto, got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery.
As a result, Santa Singh offered the skin off his backside for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.
One night Jeeto and Santa Singh were watching TV when she broke down crying.
"What's the matter?" asked Santa Singh.
Jeeto said "I can't believe you did this for me."
Santa Singh hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you."
But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.
To which Santa Singh replied, "You don't need to repay me... you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."
Malik-Ul-Mulk Lasharee Kalahoo. Wahadahoo Laa Ilaahaa Illaahoo.
Shams Tabraiz Gar Khuda Talabee. Khushboo Khuwan La Illaha Illahoo.
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Sep 7th, 2008, 09:54 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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ewwwwwwwwwwwww
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Sep 7th, 2008, 09:57 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Sep 7th, 2008, 09:59 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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Sep 7th, 2008, 10:21 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
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Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Sep 8th, 2008, 02:22 AM
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Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 - 5:00 am
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Jeeto to Santa: "honey why dont you kiss me anymore"?
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Sep 8th, 2008, 05:08 AM
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I'm no mystery! just another face
Join Date: Feb 19, 2004 - 7:49 am
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*~*~* Thread-napper*~*~*
Down loading, Please wait ,,,,,,
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Sep 8th, 2008, 07:03 AM
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[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/SHEHNE%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.jpg[/IMG]
Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Sep 8th, 2008, 09:30 AM
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^ Lol
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Sep 8th, 2008, 04:19 PM
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Sep 9th, 2008, 09:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SHANAYLE
[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/SHEHNE%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.jpg[/IMG]
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^^ 
for the joke
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Sep 16th, 2008, 07:04 PM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Sep 21st, 2008, 02:30 PM
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KILLER say's
Join Date: Jul 15, 2008 - 7:33 am
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nice repay ...hahahah
kisi nay pucha zindagi kya hai ?
mai ne kha , zindagi ek raat hai .. jis mai na jane kitne khawab hai
jo nah mila woh sapna hai , jo mil giya woh apna hai
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Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:45 PM
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fell flat
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