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Sep 10th, 2008, 11:25 PM
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Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sunk in.
Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time, then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments, and when he came out again he handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks.
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Sep 11th, 2008, 02:46 AM
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Please mention if the joke is over so that we can laugh artificially...
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Sep 11th, 2008, 03:20 AM
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lolx.. now dat was really funny.. 
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Sep 11th, 2008, 07:38 AM
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Well done 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Sep 11th, 2008, 08:20 AM
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Sep 11th, 2008, 09:16 AM
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I am a man with a plan. A plan to live a simple , fulfilling life.
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Sep 11th, 2008, 09:21 PM
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Even a Smile can be Charity!
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Sep 11th, 2008, 09:27 PM
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Nittany Lions
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:biggthumb
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Sep 12th, 2008, 12:13 PM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
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good one
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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Sep 12th, 2008, 03:42 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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clever hubby 
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Sep 12th, 2008, 07:28 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
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haha
Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Sep 15th, 2008, 07:10 AM
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i think it was a joke
but improperly presented
i mean there was no need to show this joke as a personal event
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Sep 15th, 2008, 10:48 PM
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