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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 05:55 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Qayamat k din sub eik HISSAAB KITAAB ke line main lagey howey theey. Hukum milta hai.

"aab 2 lines baneeen gee. Jo loog apne zidagee main BV sai dartey theey wo iss taraf ko aa jaeen"

everyone but one guy moved to the line tagged as "BV sai darney waley". Farishtey aeeey and were like ...shuker eik tu insan tha jo BV sai nahee darta tha. They went to the guy and said

"Mashallah tum tu bohat bahadur ho, BV sai nahee dartey theey"

guy said

"bahadur wahadur k tu pata nahi liken BV nai SAKHTEEE sai kaha tha k BV sai darney waleee line main gaeey tu TANGEEN TOOR doon geee "








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