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Sep 18th, 2008, 01:00 AM
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Senior Citizen
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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Sep 18th, 2008, 07:09 AM
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I'm no mystery! just another face
Join Date: Feb 19, 2004 - 7:49 am
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*~*~* Thread-napper*~*~*
Down loading, Please wait ,,,,,,
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Sep 18th, 2008, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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hahaha 
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Sep 19th, 2008, 05:26 AM
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The Grim Reaper
Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 - 6:32 am
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hahaha good exchange.
To repeat what others have said, requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole
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Sep 26th, 2008, 02:35 PM
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Sep 26th, 2008, 04:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 24, 2008 - 9:36 am
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hehehe
Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Sep 28th, 2008, 06:10 AM
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Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 4:07 pm
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tosser
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Sep 29th, 2008, 05:49 AM
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Join Date: May 26, 2005 - 7:00 am
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Don't worry be happy.........
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Oct 6th, 2008, 12:11 AM
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Moderator Wedding Forum
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 7:07 pm
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lol
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Oct 15th, 2008, 09:58 PM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Oct 15th, 2008, 10:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 8, 2008 - 4:31 pm
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I am a man with a plan. A plan to live a simple , fulfilling life.
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Oct 15th, 2008, 11:36 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 25, 2008 - 10:30 pm
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hahahhaha lolzzzzzz
thats hillarious
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Oct 16th, 2008, 01:42 AM
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Gupshup Fantasy Cricket League Organiser
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jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Oct 16th, 2008, 07:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 12, 2008 - 10:37 am
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lolz
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