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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Two girls were best friends they both died together. Ittefaq sai un kee RUHOON kee mulaqat hoie. After slaam dua, they asked each other the cause of death. Pehlee bolee

"I used to suspect that my hubby is involved in some other gal. To catch him red-handed, eik din main office sai jaldee ghar aaa gaee. Main nai daikha k he was alone at home. Bus phir kia tha main KHUSHEE (happiness) sai mur gaee k i was wrong"

dosree dost bolee

"Kaaash tum refrigerator open ker k daikh laitee, na tum khushee sai martee na main thandak (cold) sai"









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Old Sep 19th, 2008, 09:49 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 10:05 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 04:19 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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^ the other friend was having an affair with the husband, and when the first girl was coming home, she apparently ran and hid in the fridge. hence no other woman was there and the first girl died of happiness and the second girl died of being cold.

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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:55 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:33 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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