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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:42 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear-everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie-the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"







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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 03:21 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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so she was doing all that being a an older woman??
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Is that a joke? hmm







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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 03:24 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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six kon sa dress size hota hai







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hahahahha roflzzz @ the joke

and roflzzzzz more on cadett hahahahaha







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hahahahha roflzzz @ the joke

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Size 6 = size 10 ( uk ) and 36 ( EU) .. which means S size , innit ?






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