Sep 25th, 2008, 06:01 PM
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Location: Azad Jammu & Kashmir | Tyneside
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Santa Singh and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers.
Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP" was missing.
The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant.
Jeeto started to think and after much thought she replied, "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"

Malik-Ul-Mulk Lasharee Kalahoo. Wahadahoo Laa Ilaahaa Illaahoo.
Shams Tabraiz Gar Khuda Talabee. Khushboo Khuwan La Illaha Illahoo.
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