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We are all following the campaign closely, but lest we forget we still do
have a Commander in Chief. You may have heard that there was some
controversy over his library. Well, good news, it was just completed...
WELCOME TO THE GEORGE W. BUSH LIBRARY
The library contains the following rooms:
* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
anything.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show
up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.
* The National Debt room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
* The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
* The 'Economy Room,' which is in the toilet.
* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
* The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shotgun gallery.
* The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
* The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.
* The 'Decider Room' complete with dartboard, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.
* The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.
'Mission Accomplished' G. W. Bush, May 1, 2003
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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