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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 10:15 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A Widowed Mother and her son at a funeral in Amritsar .

Widow wailed:

Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe diva na batti,
Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe manji na pirhi,
Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe aata na roti.

The boy asked his mother: "Amma kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya ??? "






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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 10:21 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 10:51 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 07:26 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 07:54 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 09:16 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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what language is that? I dont understand it.







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Old Nov 1st, 2008, 10:07 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Hahahahahaha
yo man that was hillarious hahahaha lolzzzzzzzzzzzz






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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 01:26 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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what language is that? I dont understand it.
That is Punjabi:

A Widowed Mother and her son at a funeral in Amritsar .

Widow wailed:

Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe diva na batti,
You have Gone to where there is no Lamp or Light

Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe manji na pirhi,
You have gone to where there is no Bed or Chair

Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe aata na roti.
You have gone to where there is no Flour or Bread

The boy asked his mother: "Amma kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya ??? "
"Mother you think Father has gone to Pakistan???"






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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 02:06 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 04:16 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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I dont get it. How is making fun of Pakistan funny?







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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 01:42 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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I dont get it. How is making fun of Pakistan funny?
And you don't think it hurts me...........it does very much so......

but Humor amoung friends can help ease the pain sometimes.....







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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 01:49 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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And you don't think it hurts me...........it does very much so......

but Humor amoung friends can help ease the pain sometimes.....
In ko PA Forum ki adat hai n aher bat ro dho ker or tense ho ker kerni hai, hansi mazaq kulul haram there
PS:SS nice conversion ("sady ghar" ton "Pakistan")






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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 07:22 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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I agree with you. I believe it or not, there are some Pakistanis here who also make fun of Islam.



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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 09:15 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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I dont get it. How is making fun of Pakistan funny?
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I agree with you. I believe it or not, there are some Pakistanis here who also make fun of Islam.
This is the reality of Pakistan these days. And in my opinion, humor is a light way to talk about the harsh reality and we should have a bigger heart to bear fun poked at us.






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Old Nov 2nd, 2008, 10:30 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 01:05 AM   #17 (permalink)  
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I love how much funnier it is in Punjabi!






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Old Nov 3rd, 2008, 03:28 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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