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Dec 27th, 2008, 07:31 PM
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Member
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Dec 27th, 2008, 08:09 PM
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Jersey Girl
Join Date: Jul 29, 2008 - 11:43 am
Location: lost! Can you tell me where I am?!
Posts: 3,026
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seem
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
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all of them are good - but I like these two better - lol
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Dec 27th, 2008, 08:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 1, 2008 - 12:45 am
Posts: 2,569
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Good ones.
In order to keep peace at home, I am reading these in complete privacy!!!
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Dec 28th, 2008, 03:48 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 3, 2008 - 8:26 pm
Location: nowhere
Posts: 14,531
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seem
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
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true 
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Dec 29th, 2008, 08:17 AM
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Member
Join Date: Apr 29, 2007 - 1:01 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by diwana
Good ones.
In order to keep peace at home, I am reading these in complete privacy!!!
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Dec 30th, 2008, 01:48 AM
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Member
Join Date: Dec 26, 2008 - 2:17 am
Posts: 144
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nice one
thanks for sharing........
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Jan 8th, 2009, 01:54 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 22, 2008 - 1:13 pm
Posts: 1,803
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
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:CareBear:
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Jan 8th, 2009, 09:59 PM
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Living In Paradigm..
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008 - 5:59 pm
Location: New York
Posts: 4,218
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kyun darate rehte ho.. .. un married bachoon ko  ...
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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