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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 07:31 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."






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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
all of them are good - but I like these two better - lol






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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 08:24 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Good ones.

In order to keep peace at home, I am reading these in complete privacy!!!






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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 03:48 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:

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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 08:17 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Good ones.

In order to keep peace at home, I am reading these in complete privacy!!!






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Old Dec 30th, 2008, 01:48 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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nice one
thanks for sharing........






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Old Jan 8th, 2009, 01:54 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
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Old Jan 8th, 2009, 09:59 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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kyun darate rehte ho.. .. un married bachoon ko ...







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