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The pair of shoes which was thrown at Mr. Bush in Iraq has links to Pakistan, said a statement from Pentagon. They have the following proofs:

i) The journalist had visited Pakistan earlier this year. There he was inspired by the shoe throwing at former CM Arbab Ghulam Rahim and Sher Afghan Niazi.

ii) He received his training of throwing shoes by a Pakistan based Jihadi organization.

iii) The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of Pakistan and this skin was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Adha this month.

iv) Hearing this, President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani have decided to ban the Jihadi organization and launched a country wide crackdown against all the cobblers in Pakistan.

v) UK Prime Minister has requested President Zardari to allow UK Police to investigate the cobblers to ensure such kinds of shoes are not exported to UK to avoid any untoward accident in the "press conferences"

vi) Meanwhile, UNO has called for a special meeting of the Security Council to consider the impact of shoes being imported from Pakistan. A special has been passed in the Security Council to ensure checking of all shoes from Pakistan at the sea ports before being delivered to the stores. It is further been investigated to calculate the impact of such shoes throwing activities and its impact on the general public to avoid protests if such events happen again.

vii) Americans are warned not to buy shoes from Pakistan during their visit to the country and if may entice Amercians to do the same with their new President.

That's all folks..

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