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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 10:25 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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I know situation is serious but this was just funny::


A talib got hold of a non believer. After putting muzzle of his rifle on
his heart

Talib Said," Kalima Parho warna um tum ko goli maray ga".
non beliver said,"ok sir mujhay Kalima Nahin aata ap mujhay
batayn kaisay parhtay hain main waisay parh loon ga".

Talib replied," Woo to mujhay bhi nahin aata!






ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:54 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 03:14 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 03:20 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:20 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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bad humor :P






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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 03:03 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 03:29 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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^ Oh c'mon laugh!
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 03:38 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Acha, if you say so.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 11:27 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 25th, 2009, 04:57 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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LOL - sad but true. I know it from experience, it happens.






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lol that was funny
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You know it from experience???????????






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Old Jan 28th, 2009, 01:09 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 28th, 2009, 01:19 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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I know chintoo.
please stay away from such a talib.
The one who know kalima would spare you hahaha
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