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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:47 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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1. how can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking it?
a. concrete floors are very hard to crack!


2. if it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
it take four men to build it?
a. no time at all it is already built!

3. if you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
a. very large hands.

4. how can you lift an elephant with one hand?
a. it is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand.

5. how can a man go eight days without sleep?
a. he sleeps at night.

6. if you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
a. wet.

7. what looks like half apple?
a : the other half.

8. what can you never eat for breakfast?
a : dinner.

9. what gets wet with drying?
a : a towel.

10. what happened when wheel was invented?
a : it caused a revolution.

11. why is it easy to weigh a fish?
a : because it has its own scales.

12. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
a : liquid






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