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Jan 17th, 2009, 01:50 AM
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Infernal Rage
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Many Pakistani army men die in war so intelligence say "Yaar India mai ram singh bohot hotay hain."
Pakistan takes that advantage sends its scouts (gorilla platoon) to kill as many indians as they can. The Gorillas reaches an Indian trench:
Pakistani: "Ram singh!!??"
Indian: "kya hay bay?"
Pakistani: /shoots.
This way many Indian army men die so Indian intelligence say "Pakistan mai Allah Ditta bohot hotay hain."
Now Indian Gorillas come across the border to kill as many Pakistanies as they can. They reach to Pakistani trench:
Indian: "Allah Ditta?"
Pakistani: "Ghar pe nai hay....kon?"
Indian: "Ram Singh"
Pakistani: /shoots.
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Jan 17th, 2009, 02:34 AM
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hahaha 
Last edited by Mirch; Jan 17th, 2009 at 10:42 AM..
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Jan 17th, 2009, 03:05 AM
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Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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Jan 17th, 2009, 03:48 PM
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lolz
Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Jan 17th, 2009, 09:55 PM
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Nittany Lions
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Jan 18th, 2009, 01:57 AM
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hahahahahahahaha nice joke indeed
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Jan 18th, 2009, 02:00 AM
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lolzzzzzzz
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Jan 18th, 2009, 03:49 AM
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Channel Manager Arts & Culture
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lol
The heart is the only broken instrument that works.
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Jan 18th, 2009, 06:06 PM
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Jan 18th, 2009, 06:49 PM
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hahahahhahahah i read it once somwhere....i think end was somthing like this:
Indian: Allahditaa
Pakistani: koun bola bey?
Indian:Stood up! Ram singh.
Pakistani:Shoot!
Sometimes we know we are useless but still we live!!!!
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Jan 18th, 2009, 06:55 PM
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^^ yh i remember reading something similar long tim ago! but this is still gr8.... 
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Jan 18th, 2009, 06:58 PM
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^^yeh I agree. its still funny
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Jan 21st, 2009, 02:56 AM
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Not funny at all 
Would be funny if the sides were reversed 
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Jan 21st, 2009, 03:08 AM
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enjoy.............
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Jan 21st, 2009, 05:38 AM
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everything is different for every one. ladises ka nach pakistan mein isulting hai , but India mein mode of enjoyment. aur haan dance sirf ladies nahi karti gents bhi karte hai.
every one has his/her own perception that is made by the culture and society where he/she is grown .
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Jan 21st, 2009, 08:52 AM
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clever clever
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Jan 21st, 2009, 10:58 AM
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igglepiggle!
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Huggle snuggle iggle piggle!
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Jan 21st, 2009, 04:17 PM
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Infernal Rage
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Quote:
Originally Posted by simplyme
Not funny at all
Would be funny if the sides were reversed |
Sorry. But there are no Allah Dittas in India..
Tough call
-Objects in the mirror are opposite then they usually appear.
-If you are not a part of a solution? You are part of a problem.
-See the Scarlet flag that I am holding on to?, it is not what it seems.
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