Santa Singh calls the hospital: "You gotta send help! My wife`s going into labor!"
The nurse: "Calm down. Is this her first child ?"
Santa Singh: "No! This is her husband!"
Malik-Ul-Mulk Lasharee Kalahoo. Wahadahoo Laa Ilaahaa Illaahoo. Shams Tabraiz Gar Khuda Talabee. Khushboo Khuwan La Illaha Illahoo.