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Beta: Ammi mai murghi ko garam paani say nehlanay jaa raha hun.
Ammi: Kiu beta?
Beta: Takeh wo ublay hue anday day.
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Student(saleem) class mai upni poem suna raha tha:
"Aap puul to mai aap ki khushbu
Aap dard to mai aap ki dawa hun
Aap jiger to mai aap ki jaan."
Class mai say aik uth kay bola:
"Woh dish to aap un ke chamchay."
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Bhai: "behen daekho bahir bohot zabardast aandhi aai hay"
Bahen busily chatting kertay hue: "Acha ussay drawing room mai bithao"
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Pakistani Reporter DHA mai aik kissi khatoon say puuchta hay:
"Bibi ji aap gaanay sunti hain?"
DHA ki khatoon:
"Oh ya!!?!?!?!?! I listen to everything BUT blink 182."
-Objects in the mirror are opposite then they usually appear.
-If you are not a part of a solution? You are part of a problem.
-See the Scarlet flag that I am holding on to?, it is not what it seems.
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