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Jan 26th, 2009, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: May 18, 2003 - 7:00 am
Location: Azad Jammu & Kashmir | Tyneside
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One day at a school in South London, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the £20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"
Malik-Ul-Mulk Lasharee Kalahoo. Wahadahoo Laa Ilaahaa Illaahoo.
Shams Tabraiz Gar Khuda Talabee. Khushboo Khuwan La Illaha Illahoo.
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Jan 31st, 2009, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Jan 28, 2009 - 6:56 pm
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Jan 31st, 2009, 04:32 AM
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Join Date: Feb 24, 2008 - 9:36 am
Location: Sab k saath magar sab say alag
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Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: Jan 31, 2009 - 11:06 am
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i love that kid!
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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that thing krishna was a man ?????/
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 28, 2008 - 5:30 pm
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Catch them young. Kid is going to be President of some famous marketing company.
Save the Earth, it is the only planet with chocolate.
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 02:12 AM
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 02:37 AM
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igglepiggle!
Join Date: Dec 29, 2008 - 12:47 pm
Location: In the Night Garden
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Ha ha! Smart kid!
Huggle snuggle iggle piggle!
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 07:16 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Feb 5th, 2009, 01:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 28, 2009 - 12:32 am
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nice
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