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Old Jan 26th, 2009, 06:34 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A married couple, each 60 years old, was celebrating their 40 year wedding anniversary, and during the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for her and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy godmother waved her wand and -boom!- the wife had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy godmother assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire.

He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy godmother picked up her wand and -boom!-

...he was 90!!







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Old Jan 26th, 2009, 06:42 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 26th, 2009, 06:58 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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oh that's terrible! but he deserves it! lol






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Old Jan 27th, 2009, 01:37 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 27th, 2009, 02:07 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 27th, 2009, 02:46 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 29th, 2009, 12:52 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Ha ha! That was too funny and he totally deserved it!







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Old Jan 29th, 2009, 04:47 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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he obviously wasnt thinking before he made that wish!






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Old Jan 29th, 2009, 05:13 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Well he was thinking...but of something else! Lol! But got taught a lesson in the end!






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