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....Three men walk into a bar. You would think one would have seen it!

....A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

....two men are walking thier dogs, and want to go into a bar to cool off and get a bite to eat. but they know they would not be allowed in if they had thier dogs. The first one says, "be cool, just put your sunglasses on and follow my lead." SO he puts on his dark glasses and walks to the door. a man stops him and says, " you can't come in here with that dog" and the first man says, "it is my seeing eye dog - i'm blind" so the man lets him in. the second man puts on his dark glasses and walks to the door. He is stopped like the first man, who says, "you can't come in here with that dog!" and the second man says, "but he is my seeing eye dog, I am a blind man." the man at the door says, "you've got to be kidding me. you have a chihuahua as a seeing eye dog??!!??" the second man looks angry and shouts, "THey gave me a chihuahua!!"

....A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog up by his collar and starts swinging him around and around. The bartender speaks up and says "Hey what the hell are you doing?" The blind man says, "Just taking a look around.."

....A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He starts eating the beer nuts at the bar and he hears a voice say, "Wow! You look GREAT tonight!" The man looks over at the bartender who didn't say anything and just keeps drinking and eating beer nuts and he hears something again! "That's an awesome shirt! You are amazing!" He looks around and he's the only guy in the place so asks the bartender if he had heard anything and the bartender says, "Was the voice saying bad things or good things?" And the man replies, "Good things, why?" And the bartender says, "It must have been the complimentary nuts."

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