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Apr 20th, 2009, 05:49 AM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
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ahhh visiting this forum after such a long time .. . .hmmmmm any ways here is a joke i really liked on some other site.
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."
The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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Apr 20th, 2009, 07:55 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
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lol.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 20th, 2009, 10:27 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 15, 2009 - 11:50 pm
Location: planet earth, God's great north woods
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i love this joke.... 
Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Tolstoy
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Apr 20th, 2009, 10:32 AM
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Living In Paradigm..
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008 - 5:59 pm
Location: New York
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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Apr 20th, 2009, 12:30 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 11, 2009 - 5:44 pm
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Lafanter, You are so funny...............................you reversed the last part 
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Apr 20th, 2009, 12:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006 - 1:21 pm
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lolzzzzzzz
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:30 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
Location: psycho ward
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Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Apr 25th, 2009, 03:03 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
Join Date: Jun 13, 2003 - 5:26 pm
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evil woman 
nice joke 
Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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Apr 27th, 2009, 05:26 PM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008 - 6:39 pm
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ek bahot hi ajeeb sa banda...
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Apr 27th, 2009, 06:35 PM
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Moderator Philosophy & Spirituality, RKS Forum
Join Date: Oct 14, 2008 - 12:28 am
Location: saab bata don kea ;)
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:OMG:
•๋● ღ "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." ღ •๋●
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