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Apr 20th, 2009, 06:25 PM
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Senior Member
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Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes
looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.
The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
maa bulati hai?'
The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.' 
If A is success in life, then A=x+y+z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955), Observer, Jan. 15, 1950
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Apr 20th, 2009, 06:41 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Apr 20th, 2009, 06:48 PM
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Moderator Voice Gallery, Video Gallery, Audio Gallery, C&IT Forum
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-- Nauman --
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Apr 20th, 2009, 09:33 PM
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Apr 21st, 2009, 01:53 AM
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~Good bye GupShup~
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kali billi
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aur -- Tum ...
Gari aur bivi aisi honi chahyay kay banda saath khara ho to apni lagay
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Apr 21st, 2009, 07:44 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Apr 21st, 2009, 12:08 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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May 24th, 2009, 02:30 AM
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lol
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May 26th, 2009, 06:49 AM
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Senior Member
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ew!
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May 29th, 2009, 05:51 PM
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oh gosh.....
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