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Apr 20th, 2009, 08:02 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 1, 2008 - 12:45 am
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said.
"Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly.
"I want to get out."
Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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Apr 20th, 2009, 08:10 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Houston, TX
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heheh...good one!.
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Apr 21st, 2009, 07:47 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,642
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haha 
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Apr 21st, 2009, 12:07 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 22nd, 2009, 01:19 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 26, 2008 - 10:05 pm
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 12:45 PM
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Moderator Philosophy & Spirituality, RKS Forum
Join Date: Oct 14, 2008 - 12:28 am
Location: saab bata don kea ;)
Posts: 5,470
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LOL
•๋● ღ "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." ღ •๋●
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:04 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
Location: psycho ward
Posts: 2,783
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haha
Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Apr 25th, 2009, 03:04 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
Join Date: Jun 13, 2003 - 5:26 pm
Location: ghetto
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Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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