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Apr 21st, 2009, 05:39 PM
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It is near the end of the school year.
The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth,
Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these Bytches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Apr 21st, 2009, 06:07 PM
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Apr 22nd, 2009, 05:59 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 12:04 AM
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hahaha lol
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 10:00 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
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Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 12:44 PM
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#6 (permalink)
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Moderator Philosophy & Spirituality, RKS Forum
Join Date: Oct 14, 2008 - 12:28 am
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hahahahahhahahahaha aaa aaa
•๋● ღ "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." ღ •๋●
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 07:21 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
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Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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