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Apr 21st, 2009, 08:45 PM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
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I heard this one in 1993.
Two cockroaches fall down in a toilet bowl and find themselves in a big pile of, well, excrement. They both then proceed to eat whatever it is that they fell down in.
Half an hour later one cockroach goes to the other: Man i am SO full. I have to go take a dump.
To which the other cockroach replies: Yaar, khaanay kay waqt to aisee baatein na karo!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Apr 21st, 2009, 10:28 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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cheeggzzzzzzzz 
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Apr 21st, 2009, 10:33 PM
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ewwwwwwwwww
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Apr 21st, 2009, 10:51 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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dude htats gross
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Apr 22nd, 2009, 12:01 AM
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lol.. cute!!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
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Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:02 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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eeeewwwww...
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 22nd, 2009, 02:27 PM
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Shut Sh*t Shoot
Dosn't matter if you 've heard this in 1993, its still gross in 2009
Funny though 
Last edited by NightVision; Apr 22nd, 2009 at 06:03 PM..
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Apr 22nd, 2009, 02:29 PM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
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I agree guys, the first cockroach should learn some table manners.
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Apr 22nd, 2009, 06:01 PM
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hahahahah so disguesting but funnny 
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 12:47 PM
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Moderator Philosophy & Spirituality, RKS Forum
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eeeeeeeyyyyyyooooooooooooooooo
eeekkkk
•๋● ღ "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." ღ •๋●
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Apr 23rd, 2009, 04:07 PM
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ahahhahaha funny man!!
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Apr 24th, 2009, 07:04 PM
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Innoc3nt SOuL
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ewww !! 
Love me without fear. Trust me without wondering. Be there without restrictions. Accept me how I am. A love like that will be eternal.
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Apr 25th, 2009, 02:52 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
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but eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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