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Apr 25th, 2009, 12:00 AM
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I Tawt I Taw @ Puddy Tat
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"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for
a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?"
I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
TOGETHER WE STAND AND TOGETHER WE FALL
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Apr 25th, 2009, 12:04 AM
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Apr 25th, 2009, 12:04 AM
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good one! will have to try that myself oneday 
Best things in life aren't things..
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Apr 25th, 2009, 12:10 AM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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omg 
poor dude 
I like long walks
specially when they are taken by people I dont like
Mr. James B. (Esq.)
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Apr 25th, 2009, 12:34 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
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Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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Apr 25th, 2009, 12:35 AM
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Apr 25th, 2009, 01:11 AM
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Miss Khoob'Surat
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televisions dun have buttons these days 
Jahan Teri Ye Nazar He
Meri Jaan Mujhe Khabar Hai!!
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Apr 26th, 2009, 01:27 PM
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Moderator Parenting, Shor Sharaba Forum
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but they do have remotes jiya 
Mer Ishq , Mera Junoon
Meri Hai Jaan *PAKISTAN*
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Apr 26th, 2009, 02:10 PM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
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Good Idea 
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Apr 26th, 2009, 04:59 PM
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OK...
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Apr 26th, 2009, 05:12 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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niiice.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 26th, 2009, 05:55 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
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women are cruel
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Apr 26th, 2009, 11:54 PM
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тнє σиє & σиℓу
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,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,
..::I belong to the World of Dreams ::.......
,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,
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Apr 27th, 2009, 08:52 AM
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nice joke from readers digest
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Apr 27th, 2009, 09:41 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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haha
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Apr 27th, 2009, 11:06 PM
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I Tawt I Taw @ Puddy Tat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aramis09
nice joke from readers digest
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 mai nai kaab kaha mai nai likha hai
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Apr 28th, 2009, 02:21 AM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
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Hasee nahi aaiee bhai. Husband can get a second remote for $4.99.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Apr 28th, 2009, 10:01 AM
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not only these universal remotes are so cheap and are available everywhere also how many remotes she can take as now a days there are so many TV sets in each house.
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Apr 28th, 2009, 03:04 PM
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Moderator Philosophy & Spirituality, RKS Forum
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NaTaLia
"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for
a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?"
I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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 not funny at all ....................
jis par guzarti hai na us say pochooo....
ma mom always hide it in diff places...... last time found our tv remote on dinning chair ..... ofcourse the chair was pushed in so couldnt really see it
•๋● ღ "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." ღ •๋●
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Apr 29th, 2009, 06:07 AM
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