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Apr 26th, 2009, 07:35 PM
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A British tourist who was kidnapped in Pakistan was found by Police. He had suffered some of the worst beatings seen by the Karachi Cops. Amazed that someone out there could dish out a punishment more severe than themselves they asked him what had happened.
He said he was repeatedly asked his name, and everytime he replied they beat him harder! The more I said my name the harder they would work on me.I don't understand. I would tell them the truth. I said my name was "Terry Mardy"
You see tears in my eyes,... but I aint crying...
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Apr 26th, 2009, 07:41 PM
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LOL!! That was good!!
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Apr 26th, 2009, 11:27 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Apr 26th, 2009, 11:52 PM
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тнє σиє & σиℓу
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,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,
..::I belong to the World of Dreams ::.......
,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,
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Apr 27th, 2009, 09:42 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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ooh haha
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Apr 27th, 2009, 05:24 PM
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LOL! 
ek bahot hi ajeeb sa banda...
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Apr 27th, 2009, 08:40 PM
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Apr 28th, 2009, 11:36 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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omg.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 28th, 2009, 03:07 PM
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Moderator Philosophy & Spirituality, RKS Forum
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TERY MARDY ????????????
?????
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•๋● ღ "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." ღ •๋●
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Apr 28th, 2009, 04:11 PM
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to te confused people - terry mardy - tere ma di, i think i got it lol.
good joke, i liked it 
The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power
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Apr 28th, 2009, 06:16 PM
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LOL hahahahahah  'berry berry' good
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Apr 28th, 2009, 08:19 PM
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WOHOOOO!
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lol.hhhaha
"There are two rules for ultimate success in life: #1. Never tell everything you know." ;)
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