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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 07:35 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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A British tourist who was kidnapped in Pakistan was found by Police. He had suffered some of the worst beatings seen by the Karachi Cops. Amazed that someone out there could dish out a punishment more severe than themselves they asked him what had happened.

He said he was repeatedly asked his name, and everytime he replied they beat him harder! The more I said my name the harder they would work on me.I don't understand. I would tell them the truth. I said my name was "Terry Mardy"







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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 07:41 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 11:27 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 11:36 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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TERY MARDY ????????????


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to te confused people - terry mardy - tere ma di, i think i got it lol.
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 06:16 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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LOL hahahahahah 'berry berry' good






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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 08:19 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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