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Old May 1st, 2009, 01:46 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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One Shopping Mall hired a guy and sale roars up. Boss decided to meet the new hired guy. He went to the floor but saw the guy dealing with the client selling him fishing-rod so boss decided to listen to their conversation from a distance:

Custom: ok yee walee rod dai doo, kitney?

Salesman: 800Rs...thanks

Salesman: Yee itney mehengay shoes pehen ker fishing per jaeen gaay? eik sports shoe bhee lai leen

Customer: ok ..give this one

Salesman: aaaab fishing k leyee itnee dair dhoop main baithna parey gaa, yee hat bhee leen leen, only 150Rs

Customer: ok, yee bhee dai doo

Salesman: aab machlee parkeny main intezar bohat kerna hota hai, kuch eatables bhee lay leen..cookies, chips, soda waighara

Customer: Acha wo bhee dai doo

Salesman: Fish paker ker rakheen gaay kahaan? yee basker bhee lai leen, only 200Rs

Costomer: ok, yee bhee dai doo...total kitna howa?

Salesman: 2000Rs....thank you!

and customer leaves. Boss bahut khush hua. Usne larke ko bulaya aur kaha,

Boss: tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa...
aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.

Salesman: Sir, woh aadmi to "Always Maxi" kharidane ayaa tha apni biwi ke liye, meine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega?....Jaa Machli Pakar









jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Old May 14th, 2009, 08:18 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old May 14th, 2009, 12:58 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old May 15th, 2009, 01:30 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old May 15th, 2009, 02:40 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old May 15th, 2009, 03:01 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Wah decent 6chhoray!
Kamal ka joke phinka hai ray tau nay!
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