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May 4th, 2009, 03:52 PM
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A couple were on their way to church to get married and had an accident, died and landed at the pearly gates of heaven.
They asked St. Peter "Since we were not able to get married on earth, would it be possible for us to get married in heaven?"
St. Peter says "Wait here I will enquire"
After a long wait, St. peter came back and said "Yes it is possible for you to get married in heaven"
The couple proceeded to enter the gates of heaven but had one more question " St. Peter supposing if after a few months, our marriage does not work out, will we be able to get a divorce?"
St. Peter was now exasperated " it took me 3 bloody hours to find one priest in heaven, how long do you suppose it will take me to find a lawyer??!!"
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May 4th, 2009, 03:54 PM
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lol. 
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May 4th, 2009, 05:48 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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May 5th, 2009, 12:20 AM
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"Quack Quack!"
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Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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May 5th, 2009, 02:14 AM
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And I walk the road alone
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whats so funny about it ... 
Millay woh Dill mujhay jo pyaar ke qabil ho, Meray qabil ho... :wub: Jissay dhoonda hai nazron ne wohi masoom sa dill ho :wub:
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May 5th, 2009, 04:34 AM
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May 5th, 2009, 04:41 AM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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May 5th, 2009, 04:58 AM
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And I walk the road alone
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May 5th, 2009, 05:04 AM
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kia hua fito 
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May 5th, 2009, 05:15 AM
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And I walk the road alone
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multiiiiiiiiiii.... this joke was not funny at all. phir bhi loug hans rahay hain
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May 5th, 2009, 05:21 AM
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this joke is funny if u get it 
ok lemme tell u
u see st.peter had to look for one single priest in heaven well priests r supposed to be in heaven dont they? but still he had to look for one priest but how will he find a lawyer in there?  u knw about lawyers dont u?
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May 5th, 2009, 05:22 AM
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weldone meow.. 
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May 5th, 2009, 06:09 AM
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And I walk the road alone
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oh love you Meow... now I got the joke...
Thanks
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May 5th, 2009, 08:40 AM
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^^^
lol delayed reaction
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May 5th, 2009, 02:27 PM
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And I walk the road alone
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^ koi aitraaaz hai jee 
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May 5th, 2009, 03:31 PM
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keep it up 
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May 5th, 2009, 03:33 PM
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LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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May 5th, 2009, 05:10 PM
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Living In Paradigm..
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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May 5th, 2009, 05:38 PM
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hilariousssssss
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May 5th, 2009, 08:08 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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