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May 10th, 2009, 10:34 AM
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A blonde and brunette sit watching the 12 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge.
The blonde says to the brunette I bet you $100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies ' ok I bet you $100 that he does jump.
Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself.
The blonde gets out $100 and gives it to the brunette.
The brunette says 'I can't take your money.'
'Why not asks the blonde?'
'Because I watched the 9 '0' clock news and he was on then so I knew that he was going to jump.'
The blonde replied 'I watched the 9 'o' clock news as well but I didn't think that he would jump again.'
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May 10th, 2009, 11:34 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
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lolz 
Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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May 13th, 2009, 10:49 AM
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lol
Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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May 13th, 2009, 10:54 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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lolz..
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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May 13th, 2009, 02:54 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
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lolz...
again...
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May 13th, 2009, 03:34 PM
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blondes are not dumb....its just a stereotype
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May 14th, 2009, 03:25 PM
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May 24th, 2009, 02:23 AM
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May 26th, 2009, 07:36 AM
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lol
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May 29th, 2009, 05:45 PM
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I hope she took the money! heheh
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 12:23 PM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Jun 4th, 2009, 08:20 AM
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hahahahahahahaha
The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth is Aishwarya Rai
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Jun 4th, 2009, 07:42 PM
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vamp1r3
Join Date: Sep 29, 2005 - 4:35 pm
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lol
when we found a rip in heaven
we should have ascended then
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Jun 6th, 2009, 10:13 AM
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Now that's funny!
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Jun 7th, 2009, 07:07 AM
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Member
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lmfao
"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.”-Jalal-ud Din Rumi
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Jun 7th, 2009, 07:40 AM
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SaNa ds *MaGiC oF BeAuTy*
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!!!!!!!TAkdeer SY ZAIDA AUR NaSeEb SE kam,,KABHI KISI KO zAiDa YaN KaM NAI MILTA!!!!!!!!
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