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May 21st, 2009, 12:08 PM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
Join Date: Jan 9, 2008
Location: aaashhtraaalia
Posts: 6,772
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husband to wife: paliye lokey! zara pani te garam kareen!
wife: kion, kee kerna aee ?
Husband: je gul bun gayee te naha lawan ge, je na bany te cha paka lewan ge
PS. 
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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May 21st, 2009, 12:18 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 7, 2001
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 2,834
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heh.
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May 21st, 2009, 12:25 PM
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Bully Hunter
Join Date: Jan 8, 2008
Location: who wants to know ?
Posts: 12,442
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He must be 85 years old. 
Looking for a perfect signature.
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May 21st, 2009, 12:30 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002
Location: South of Boston, MA
Posts: 6,334
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hmmmmm.. 
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May 21st, 2009, 01:45 PM
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Living In Paradigm..
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008
Location: New York
Posts: 4,787
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classic  ...
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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May 21st, 2009, 06:57 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 3, 2008
Location: nowhere
Posts: 14,575
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i dont get it. 
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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May 21st, 2009, 06:59 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 17, 2009
Location: merey dil mein ;)
Posts: 693
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kali billi
i dont get it. |
me neither
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May 21st, 2009, 07:11 PM
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Living In Paradigm..
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008
Location: New York
Posts: 4,787
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kali billi
i dont get it. |
Quote:
Originally Posted by khabi kabhi <3
me neither
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yeh bachoon k liya nahi hai.. jaao duno ja k barbie k sath kheloo 
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May 21st, 2009, 07:12 PM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
Join Date: Jul 6, 2004
Location: New York
Posts: 35,006
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he asks her for some hot water
she asks why?
he says, if he's lucky he will take a shower, if not then he'll make chai
Was I not supposed to say that?
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May 21st, 2009, 07:15 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 6, 1999
Location: Columbus
Posts: 622
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kali billi
i dont get it. |
Its winter and they dont have a water heater, so to take a shower with her, he needs hot water.... but if she doesnt want to take a shower, I guess they can make tea.
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May 21st, 2009, 07:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 30, 2005
Location: 7th Sky
Posts: 2,037
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^wrong!
Best things in life aren't things..
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May 21st, 2009, 08:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 6, 1999
Location: Columbus
Posts: 622
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kk fine, I dont get it.
Tea is better before anyways.
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May 21st, 2009, 08:22 PM
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Living In Paradigm..
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008
Location: New York
Posts: 4,787
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Quote:
Originally Posted by koozager
Its winter and they dont have a water heater, so to take a shower with her, he needs hot water.... but if she doesnt want to take a shower, I guess they can make tea.
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mashALLAH aap k logic per .. but ... you are wrong
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May 21st, 2009, 08:25 PM
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Living In Paradigm..
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008
Location: New York
Posts: 4,787
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1) Je Gul Bun Gay Te Naha Lawan Ga... means.. if wife get ready for ding dong.. then bath will be must... naa..
2)But if she is not, then the hot water can be use to making tea
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May 21st, 2009, 09:15 PM
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And I walk the road alone
Join Date: Oct 20, 2007
Location: United Arab Emirates
Posts: 2,893
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fayax
heh.
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I am sure you didnt get this joke either... 
Millay woh Dill mujhay jo pyaar ke qabil ho, Meray qabil ho... :wub: Jissay dhoonda hai nazron ne wohi masoom sa dill ho :wub:
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May 21st, 2009, 09:40 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 3, 2008
Location: nowhere
Posts: 14,575
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uh oh it wasnt x-rated but all ur explanations made it
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May 21st, 2009, 10:10 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 24, 2007
Location: NY, Longisland
Posts: 542
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LOL that was sum hardcore punjabi - but after the translation in english it made sense hahah- next time post in urdu or english LOL
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May 22nd, 2009, 10:12 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006
Location: monkVille
Posts: 13,730
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ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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May 22nd, 2009, 03:51 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 6, 1999
Location: Columbus
Posts: 622
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Quote:
Originally Posted by firenze
1) Je Gul Bun Gay Te Naha Lawan Ga... means.. if wife get ready for ding dong.. then bath will be must... naa..
2)But if she is not, then the hot water can be use to making tea
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Thanks firenze  I get it.
The joke is about hygiene
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May 22nd, 2009, 05:39 PM
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Gupshup Fantasy League Organizer
Join Date: Aug 29, 2003
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I married my wife because of her good looks but not the looks the has been giving me lately
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