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Jun 17th, 2009, 04:27 PM
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Santa roz apney kitchen me jata, Sugar ka box kholta, andar jhankta or band kar deta!
Why?
Because doctor ney kaha tha ke "apni sugar roz check karna!!
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Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa: You asked us to do the sums without using tables
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Banta: Pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaoon ga phir MA karwaoon ga aur us ke baad aik achi si nokri dilwaoon ga.
Santa: Us ke baad acha sa rishta dekh kar us ki shaadi bhi karwa dena!!
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Jun 18th, 2009, 12:16 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
Location: INDIA
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 Good ones 
2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Jun 18th, 2009, 04:25 AM
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Traditionalist
Join Date: Apr 4, 2006 - 4:26 pm
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lol
"In the fight against the Monoculture, the main sign is the hijab, and the main act is the Prayer". T.J Winter
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Jun 18th, 2009, 06:28 AM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
Join Date: Jun 8, 2009 - 10:26 am
Location: Somewhere in Europe XD
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nice ++
Oo.YelLow yeLloW, DirtY feLloW.oO
O0o.~| Sidra | سدرہ |~.o0O
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Jun 18th, 2009, 06:49 AM
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hahah very funny 
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Jun 18th, 2009, 10:37 AM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
Join Date: Apr 29, 2006 - 4:36 am
Location: UK - Surrey
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I don't know why but Santa and Banta jokes remind me of hit comedy TV serial Alif Noon
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Jun 18th, 2009, 12:58 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
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lol.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Jun 20th, 2009, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 11, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenAsif
I don't know why but Santa and Banta jokes remind me of hit comedy TV serial Alif Noon
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because good jokes always come in pairs
the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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Jun 20th, 2009, 08:48 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 24th, 2009, 09:01 AM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 29, 2008 - 6:39 pm
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ek bahot hi ajeeb sa banda...
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Jun 28th, 2009, 01:06 AM
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Jun 28th, 2009, 05:47 AM
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Member
Join Date: Apr 9, 2009 - 10:23 am
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lolz....
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Jul 1st, 2009, 02:36 AM
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Member
Join Date: Dec 26, 2008 - 2:17 am
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gudddd!
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