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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 03:28 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard).
They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND".
But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ...... write an essay on "MY FATHER" in just 30-45 words.
So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do!!!
Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay "My best friend" & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....
So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER" :
'Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.'







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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 10:52 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 04:10 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:12 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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I take it they both failed the paper then!







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Old Jun 28th, 2009, 01:11 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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heard it before but still never gets old..






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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 02:39 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 11:59 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 12:30 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 12:49 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 12:52 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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oh gosh....poor teacher






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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 09:17 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 01:06 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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