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Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:27 PM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
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Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "Aaloo?"
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a mota car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't unda-stand.
Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.
Dis da funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it
would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"
Oo.YelLow yeLloW, DirtY feLloW.oO
O0o.~| Sidra | سدرہ |~.o0O
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:29 PM
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Director GupShup
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Quote:
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?
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hahaha .. this is the best ...
great jokes Sidra .. thanks
"Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe."~Lex Luthor
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:20 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
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:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:28 PM
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Senior Member
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Lol.
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 08:04 PM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
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ahah. I LOVE THESEE.
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 05:08 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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lol.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:34 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
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Good one.......  
2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:03 AM
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Senior Member
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nice... 
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Jun 28th, 2009, 01:16 AM
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Member
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some nice jokes man...
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Jun 28th, 2009, 02:29 AM
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Member
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lol
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Jun 29th, 2009, 06:13 PM
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Senior Member
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Ik-bal
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Jun 29th, 2009, 07:47 PM
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Senior Member
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hahaha
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
--Coco Chanel
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Jun 30th, 2009, 01:00 AM
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Junior Member
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I love this so much
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Jul 1st, 2009, 02:06 AM
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nice
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Jul 4th, 2009, 02:19 AM
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Junior Member
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great ones . thanks!
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Jul 5th, 2009, 01:34 PM
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Senior Member
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Cute ones 
Courage is fear that has said its prayers :-)
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Jul 5th, 2009, 05:01 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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Jul 9th, 2009, 01:56 PM
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Junior Member
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hhehehehehehe lol these hilarious sidra
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Jul 10th, 2009, 06:01 AM
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igglepiggle!
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Huggle snuggle iggle piggle!
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Jul 10th, 2009, 12:20 PM
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Major General Sikandar
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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