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Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:42 PM
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Technical Administrator GupShup
Join Date: Jan 3, 2000 - 5:00 am
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1. Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has
fallen off"
3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that, one loves too much, and The other loves too many,
4. Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!
5. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and Just few hours left for your exams..!
6. Just 4 Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man
cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
7. Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says
"To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
8. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee........ Leave them to us
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:11 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 11, 2009 - 5:44 pm
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:15 PM
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Moderator Karachi Forum
Join Date: Jul 9, 2007 - 4:42 am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gizzy
1. Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
8. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee........ Leave them to us
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cadet018 a.k.a §unny
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:22 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
Posts: 18,860
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lol.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:31 PM
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___ /\dR0It $LuMb3R ____
Join Date: Mar 23, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: In me Zone!
Posts: 2,400
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Creative no doubt. Nice 
Life's a Mystery Yet to resolve, Joy's some where yet to discover
Mind's a universe yet to explore, Love's a sweet pain, for now and forever.
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:40 PM
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SaNa ds *MaGiC oF BeAuTy*
Join Date: May 11, 2009 - 6:25 am
Location: dubai
Posts: 3,993
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!!!!!!!TAkdeer SY ZAIDA AUR NaSeEb SE kam,,KABHI KISI KO zAiDa YaN KaM NAI MILTA!!!!!!!!
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 03:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 6, 2003 - 11:08 pm
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Lol
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:28 PM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 3, 2008 - 8:26 pm
Location: nowhere
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"dont kill our employes leave them to us" classic! 
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:31 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 4, 2009 - 9:35 pm
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Hahahah very cute!
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 12:48 AM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
Join Date: Feb 18, 2007 - 4:01 am
Location: Icecream glaciers
Posts: 6,513
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Jun 27th, 2009, 10:36 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 8, 2008 - 7:13 pm
Location: Somewhere..
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 Nice ones!
Courage is fear that has said its prayers :-)
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Jun 27th, 2009, 02:48 PM
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Major General Sikandar
Join Date: Dec 20, 2001 - 5:00 am
Posts: 1,370
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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Jul 4th, 2009, 02:26 AM
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Junior Member
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Jul 4th, 2009, 02:32 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 2,834
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Waqt ke saath jazbaat badal jaate hein
1960's...Beta, tumhein apnee biraadari ki ladki se hee shaadi karna ho gee
1970's...Beta, ameer ghar ki ladki se hee shaadi karna hai
1980's...Beta, dekho Pakistani ladki se hee shaadi karna
1990's...Beta Musalmaan ladki se hee shaadi karna chhahiye
2000's…Beta, ladki kam uz kum ahl-e-kitaab to ho na
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2010..... Beta, jaisee bhi ho, par ladki hee se shaadi karna, please
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Jul 4th, 2009, 09:24 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,602
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jul 4th, 2009, 09:26 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 11, 2007 - 5:39 am
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Jul 4th, 2009, 03:13 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2, 2009 - 11:54 am
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oppsss . . . lol
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Jul 10th, 2009, 12:28 PM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
Location: INDIA
Posts: 6,437
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Lol
2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Jul 13th, 2009, 11:29 PM
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igglepiggle!
Join Date: Dec 29, 2008 - 12:47 pm
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Posts: 5,394
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Huggle snuggle iggle piggle!
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Jul 14th, 2009, 04:55 AM
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Technical Administrator GupShup
Join Date: Jan 3, 2000 - 5:00 am
Location: Brussels (BE)
Posts: 29,835
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fayax
Waqt ke saath jazbaat badal jaate hein
1960's...Beta, tumhein apnee biraadari ki ladki se hee shaadi karna ho gee
1970's...Beta, ameer ghar ki ladki se hee shaadi karna hai
1980's...Beta, dekho Pakistani ladki se hee shaadi karna
1990's...Beta Musalmaan ladki se hee shaadi karna chhahiye
2000's
Beta, ladki kam uz kum ahl-e-kitaab to ho na
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2010..... Beta, jaisee bhi ho, par ladki hee se shaadi karna, please
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LOL 
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