sidra0092

• Say open or close the light.

• Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.

• Say Hullo instead of Hello.

• Say Vot instead of What.

• Everything you eat is saut�ed in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes.

• Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

• You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick, tschick or pphht.

• Nibble at a toothpick like dessert.

• Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.

• Automatically shorten peoples name even though they are already short. Know some one named either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.

• Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.

• Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's the norm.

• Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.

xxxmaanuxxx

"Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport"

hahaha soo truuuuee

jimm1909

this is spot on!! close the light!!

K337

Pakilarka

good one

Straight_up

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maroush

I've read this selection of desi satire a gazillion times....

I like the "my life is desi" quotes that someone put up in café:

Today my mom looked at me and said "You need to lose weight or. . ." and then she paused. I could tell that she was about to say "or else you'll never get married," but then she remembered that I'm married with a kid. MLID.

Today, my mom asked me if i wanted a cheese burger. I said yes and five minutes later i got bihari kabab on bread with chutney on top. MLID

Today I noticed how my mom talks to her relatives in Pakistan on the phone longer than she talks to me in reality. MLID.

Today, I told my mom that I wanted to lose 5lbs. She told me if I ate her food, it would be good for my body and help me. She gave me a paratha slobbered with 100% butter. MLID

Today, as I was about to eat a piece of cake, my mom told me not to eat it because I will become a "moti behas." Two minutes later I saw her eating eating the cake. MLID

Today i realized, i have spotted atleast 80% of desi aunties take their wedgies out before they get up off their seats...MLID

Today, I was talking to my mom in English. I said some thing really fast and she didn't understand me. Then I repeated it in English, but with an Indian accent. She understood me just fine. MLID

Today i realized that every single person in my family thinks that the word "healthy" means being over weight and the word "smart" means actually being normal weight. MLID


Now that's funny

Sehrysh

These are hilarious. I went to the website to read some of the other quotes. I bet we can all relate at least a couple of the quotes back to our own lives. These are ROTFLMAO funny!

zenu786

hehhhehhhe

Iggle

Arleitter

Dua_G

Pak Fauj ka Sipahi