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Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:25 AM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing.
Is that because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent."
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20.
Is this because I am Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height.
Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
Oo.YelLow yeLloW, DirtY feLloW.oO
O0o.~| Sidra | سدرہ |~.o0O
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:32 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
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2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:59 AM
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Senior Member
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 not that funnyy but will do for the time being
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 03:50 PM
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Senior Member
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 03:54 PM
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Moderator Culture, Linguistics & Literature Forum
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I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:28 PM
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Senior Member
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 thats really funny
Go Yankees!
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Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:40 PM
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Senior Member
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Jun 24th, 2009, 06:34 AM
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lol!!
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Jun 24th, 2009, 08:34 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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lol.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Jun 24th, 2009, 08:58 AM
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Member
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ek bahot hi ajeeb sa banda...
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Jun 24th, 2009, 07:19 PM
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Senior Member
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Jun 27th, 2009, 06:16 PM
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Major General Sikandar
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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Jun 28th, 2009, 12:58 AM
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OMG!!!! 
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Jul 1st, 2009, 02:46 AM
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Member
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gud
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Jul 4th, 2009, 02:20 AM
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hahahaha
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